Shit... How do I start? I'm fucked... 'Kay, from the beginning.

I was getting quite badly bullied out of school, texts, emails, the occasional beating, that sort of thing. One day I sent a text to the whore who started it, and in this text was a hint that I selfharm... I, like the retard I am, hit "send all" and ended up letting my dad know that I self harm. He made me show him the marks, and now blames my mum, saying she's a bad parent and shouldn't be allowed to have responsibility over me if I self harm... Anyway, things got out of hand, and now on 19th August 2008 I have to go to court with my mum and dad to see if I have to live with my dad... I really don't want to... He's only doing this to spite my mum, he doesn't even have enough rooms for me... If I live with him I'll never have any freedom, I'll have to leave my current school to go to Chav High... What the fuck do I do? I just got back from his house after spending the most uncomfortable week of my life there, and he loaded me with the perfect way to get him back, but I dunno if I can... He took me to see the most weed I've ever seen in one place, there must've been 10 bin bags full, at least 20 kilos. Later this week he took me to sell it. Now I know he sells dope, but I dunno if I can pull my own dad down like that, despite how much I hate him, he's still family.

What do I do?

You have the most fucked up family and life Iv seen in a while. Ok, this is simple, tell the court he touches you. sexually. end/

Maybe you should just tell them about the bully/harassment problem.
/d'oh

You have the most fucked up family and life Iv seen in a while. Ok, this is simple, tell the court he touches you. sexually. end/
Hmm... Yeah, thanks... That'll work.

Maybe you should just tell them about the bully/harassment problem.
/d'oh
I'm gonna, but that ain't the thing. They think that because my mum didn't see it happening, that she must be a bad parent. It's so fucked up... Like me =3 Eh...

I guess I may be assuming something wrong then. Do you actually self-harm? If not, just explain to them why you sent that text, and who you meant to send it to.
If you do, and you really do hate your dad, then I'd say turn him in.

Yeah, I do, but not as bad as I used to. But the whole court thing is not over that... It's over whether or not my parents are fit to look after me. My mum is, my dad is totally not.

For some reason, I completely dismissed the court thing, like it could just be canceled. I'm thinking it really comes down to turning him in, or going to court and doing your best to explain why you shouldn't live with him.

I'm thinking about blackmailing him first... If he doesn't give in I'll bring it up as a point in court.

I feel really bad for you bud.

I'm thinking about blackmailing him first... If he doesn't give in I'll bring it up as a point in court.
Good idea... though you should tell them anyway.

I don't want to get him in any more trouble than I need to...

AKA You're scared he'll beat your butt if you reveal to the world that he's a drug dealer...?

Not really, I think he would just be dissapointed as fuck, but I would feel really bad...

self harm, you idiot.

self harm, you idiot.
You think I don't know that? I'm such a retard... It's fucked up my life so much, and I still can't stop myself from doing it...

Frankly, I can see you're pretty screwed and I have no advice on it. I mean the best advice I can give is turn to God, but of course that's the last thing you would do. I can also say that self-harming is stupid, but then again there are just people in this world who do it and it's just something we all have to deal with now and then. Well...from what I know, you can sit back and let things happen or do something/anything that would prevent what you don't want from happening.

ok on the topic of cutting yourself: just dont.... there are better ways to vent emotions and its not a matter of you hate it but you cant stop... never think of it like that beause as soon as you do that is when you really cant stop... it never helps to cut yourself and it never helps to say you cant do anything.. your'e not retarded just frustrated..

on the subject of your social anguish: you fucked up... a change of school might be good for you... who knows... but understandably you dont wanna move... as soon as the court case is over, just lay low for a while and dont do much... itll blow over.....

court case: blackmail...

Shit... How do I start? I'm fucked... 'Kay, from the beginning.
I was getting quite badly bullied out of school, texts, emails, the occasional beating, that sort of thing. One day I sent a text to the whore who started it, and in this text was a hint that I selfharm... I, like the retard I am, hit "send all" and ended up letting my dad know that I self harm. He made me show him the marks, and now blames my mum, saying she's a bad parent and shouldn't be allowed to have responsibility over me if I self harm... Anyway, things got out of hand, and now on 19th August 2008 I have to go to court with my mum and dad to see if I have to live with my dad... I really don't want to... He's only doing this to spite my mum, he doesn't even have enough rooms for me... If I live with him I'll never have any freedom, I'll have to leave my current school to go to Chav High... What the fuck do I do? I just got back from his house after spending the most uncomfortable week of my life there, and he loaded me with the perfect way to get him back, but I dunno if I can... He took me to see the most weed I've ever seen in one place, there must've been 10 bin bags full, at least 20 kilos. Later this week he took me to sell it. Now I know he sells dope, but I dunno if I can pull my own dad down like that, despite how much I hate him, he's still family.
What do I do?
I would just tell the court about your dad selling weed

wow, thats not a good situation. I think happyfox is right though, just tell them about the weed, and that your mom actually is a good person

Blackmail your Dad into letting you stay with your mom. Beat the shit out of the biggest bully in school. And stop cutting yourself. When you feel like that, go for a run. Lift some weights. Write. Turn all your negative energy into something positive. Thats what I do. And honestly, I'm almost thankful for my shitty life now. It got me into great shape (I used to be a bit of a wide load.) and all of my best writing comes from the darkest moments where I want to just end it all. The only thing you can do is try to find the positive in all this. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and all that shit.

You should stop hurting yourself for attention and maybe work out some...stand up for yourself. Or just off yourself.
But if you really don't want to live with your dad then take a naked picture of yourself and put it in his dresser or something...then tell a cop about him taking nude pictures of you.

It's obvious that he can't just "stop self-harming" because chances are he would've by now. Anyways, try living with your parents separately for a while and see how it goes but if your dad really starts to become abusive then tell them about the pot (or the abuse).

or the abuse of pot
or the pot induced abuse

Just tell the judge your dad touched you. Bam, he's out of the picture

You should stop hurting yourself for attention and maybe work out some...stand up for yourself. Or just off yourself.
But if you really don't want to live with your dad then take a naked picture of yourself and put it in his dresser or something...then tell a cop about him taking nude pictures of you.
Dude, it ain't for attention. It's been going on for more than a year and I managed to keep it quiet right up until I sent that text... Now I've realized that not trying to hide it helps me stop, so that's all that'a happening...

Blackmail your Dad into letting you stay with your mom. Beat the shit out of the biggest bully in school. And stop cutting yourself. When you feel like that, go for a run. Lift some weights. Write. Turn all your negative energy into something positive. Thats what I do. And honestly, I'm almost thankful for my shitty life now. It got me into great shape (I used to be a bit of a wide load.) and all of my best writing comes from the darkest moments where I want to just end it all. The only thing you can do is try to find the positive in all this. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and all that shit.
Blackmail I shall, beating bullies is something I do regularly, they started a fight club at school, they like to throw smaller kids into a circle of bullies and see what happens, so I usually break that up... I can't run right now, I've buggered my leg up, but I do a lot of weights... Writing ain't good, it gives me dark thoughts... I need to do something that properly keeps my mind off it, but I let my mind wonder when I lift weights... I need to go snowboarding again, that works... Thanks though.

ok on the topic of cutting yourself: just dont.... there are better ways to vent emotions and its not a matter of you hate it but you cant stop... never think of it like that beause as soon as you do that is when you really cant stop... it never helps to cut yourself and it never helps to say you cant do anything.. your'e not retarded just frustrated..
on the subject of your social anguish: you fucked up... a change of school might be good for you... who knows... but understandably you dont wanna move... as soon as the court case is over, just lay low for a while and dont do much... itll blow over.....
court case: blackmail...
...Thanks. I'll try it. It's already beter now that people know about it... It was worse when I was hiding it... School ain't bad, the majority of them have no idea, only my closest friends know, so that's about 3 people... Thanks though.

Thanks for the advice everyone... I'll try and fix it up... Eh... This is gonna be a long wait till August...
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Just tell the judge your dad touched you. Bam, he's out of the picture
That's generally unhelpful... It's a) not gonna work, and b) making me uncomfortable, since my dad might be a cunt, but he definitely ain't paedo... There's no abuse like that, just the abuse you get from a complete bastard...

Gun, mouth, trigger.
Problem solved.

I've heard .45 caliber aspirin is fast acting and permanent, but with nasty side effects. I'd recommend not taking it.

Gun, mouth, trigger.
Problem solved.
Shame about the slightly more permanent problem it creates... =3

I've heard .45 caliber aspirin is fast acting and permanent, but with nasty side effects. I'd recommend not taking it.
O.o You do what exactly with this .45 paracetamol? Fire it into a glass of water with a 12 gauge?

Sorry about your situation, it sucks. I say you should just testify, say your dad is the worst option you could possibly think of, one day sneak a little weed out of his possession, bring it to court, show officials you got it from him, and that he sells. Then say your mom was not the reason for your self-harm, it was school bullying. Talk about the positive and negative qualities to each parent, but put more positive on the preferred household.

Hope that helps, I'd feel horrible in your situation. =[

Sorry about your situation, it sucks. I say you should just testify, say your dad is the worst option you could possibly think of, one day sneak a little weed out of his possession, bring it to court, show officials you got it from him, and that he sells. Then say your mom was not the reason for your self-harm, it was school bullying. Talk about the positive and negative qualities to each parent, but put more positive on the preferred household.
Hope that helps, I'd feel horrible in your situation. =[
Thanks... possibly the first fully serious answer to the question that I asked? Thanks so much. Everyone, thanks a ton for helping. I need to plan for it, but there's a year 'til I need to go to court, and then I'll sort it out. 'Til then I guess I should just try and enjoy life...

Okay, telling people your dad touched you and making him go to prison would weigh down your conscience for a really long time. He knows you lied, you know you lied, and revenge will be sought, although I don't exactly know what kind of person he is. It's a bad idea. Besides. If anyone finds out you lied, and I'm sure they could, you'd be in deep shit. So scratch that.

Just try to explain the whole thing. If the dumbass government would realize that self-harm isn't the product of the environment, but rather it's the person's response to their environment, this whole thing would be a lot easier. Then it would be nobody's fault but your's, and the worst that would happen would be that you'd have to see a shrink, maybe hit the rehab center for a couple weeks. As it is, our adult society can't identify with a child to save its collective life, so you're stuck with them believing that it's your parents' fault. So you try to convince them that it's your own damn fault, or at least the fault of the bullies at school. Actually, just stick with the latter. Say you self harm because of the bullying going down at school. Then people will actually feel bad for you and feel like cockfaces at the end of it all, but that's just a bonus and not everyone would want people acting like that around them.
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So long story short, just blame it on the bullies.

The bullying is out of school, but thanks, it's still helpful. I've already seen a shrink, he was shit, I played mind games with him, I'm better without him. I'd prefer it if people could just accept that it's my fault, but in England kids are responsible for everything except the things they want to be responsible for...

Gun, mouth, trigger.
Problem solved.
always a possibilty, but not reccomended :P

always a possibilty, but not reccomended :P
Not reccomended unless prescribed by your GP =3

or filthy hobo...

They're often one and the same... =3

its so true....

A hobo with a pHd... like this one! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=76

Get a gun
Shoot the guy that sent the text message to your dad
Shoot yourself
Become An Hero
????
PROFIT

Get a gun
Shoot the guy that sent the text message to your dad
Shoot yourself
Become An Hero
????
PROFIT
I'm the guy who sent it to my dad... So I shoot myself twice?

Thats from something. But I forget what. And its a hero, not an hero.

Yes. That means you become a doubley An hero, we can send NOWAK over to 4chan (becuase we all know he's a /b/tard) and you can become a meme!

Thats from something. But I forget what. And its a hero, not an hero.
No it's from 4chan, An Hero is a loser who kills themselves, like the kid who lost his I-Pod and then killed himself.

My dream come true! Always wanted to be a meme. Frookie should be one if we still have that thing of him dancing...

Just send it to /v/ on 4chan. the /v/irgins will have a field day with that.

I have no idea what you're talking about... But ok.

Send Frookie's videos over to the /v/ board on 4chan and he will become a meme. /v/irgins are the people that use the /v/ board, much like /b/tards are the people that use the /b/ board.

k... I'm confused... Does anyone have the dancing frookie?

It's on Google Video I think.

I'm so confused.

What was I speaking fucking french, let NOWAK explain it, he's a /b/tard he'll know.

Are these all different forums that we've never heard of?

They are all part of 4chan. The place that made fads such as lolwut, so i herd u liek mudkipz, SHOOP DA WOOP, IMMA CHARGEN MAH LAZOR, O RLY? and It's OVER 9000!!!!

^^^^
In reference to Anus Pie

No, its 4chan. The creepiest site in the world. But I dont know about the an hero stuff and whatnot.

They didn't make it's over 9000, this guy on youtube did.
They made O RLY? Sweet!

They made over 9000 popular.
And An Hero is a fad from 4chan, this kid killed himself because he lost his I-Pod so they trolled his myspace and one of his friends said that he was "an hero" and the name and the fad stuck.

Oh my god, so I've been making 4chan references for the past year? *gasp*

Pretty much all fads come from 4chan.

I just looked there... it scares me...

Not me, I don't like it though.

Who here is willing to brave 4chan at the expense of Frookie? put this http://gprime.net/video.php/taekwonrobotodo, this http://gprime.net/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=2950&d=1175048835 and this http://gprime.net/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=2952&d=1175049305 on there...

I will.

God Bless you my son. This will make you An Hero!

Where would it go?

In a forum that people who make memes visit? I dunno...

Guys theres nothing wrong with 4chan. Its a lovely place. =3.

In /b/...
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Guys theres nothing wrong with 4chan. Its a lovely place. =3.
It only scares me 'cos I got lost... Can you help us make Frookie a meme?

But they're videos I dunno where to put them/

Only one is a video, the other two are pictures.

guys this isnt how 4chan works stop being newfags.

We aren't... We just desperately want to get Frookie famous ^_^ Umm... Please can you explain to me what 4chan is and how it works?

just dont even go there, just dont.

Why? Is it a dirty site? I'm confuzzled...

No, you dont choose what a meme is, it just happens. and forced memes just dont work.

I'm on there
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We aren't forcing the meme, we're just showing the /b/tards the video.

We ain't forcing it, but we want it to be one, so it needs to go on there if that's going to happen right? If it doesn't happen then that's that, but it would be great if it did.

I will let ryu deal with this faggotry.

I don't see how this is faggotry, but I'll sit back and relax now. I have no part, except for laughing at Frookie, from now on.

This coming from a /b/tard. Anyway it's up =]

How do we know if it's a meme? Did you put the video up, or the pics?

Okay, I'm kind of sleepy right now, so I'm not going to read everyone's elses posts. So I must apologize in advance for saying the same things some of them probably have.

1. If living with your dad is really not going to be a good situation for you, the best thing I can tell you to do is to tell the absolute truth in court. I read a little of what some people said, and no, please don't go into court planning to say that your dad "touches" you. It will lead to nothing good. But anything that is true, don't be afraid to say it.

2. Maybe you should try to explain some of this to your dad before you guys even go to court, and explain to him in exactly what ways your mom is a very good parent and quite capable of caring for you. You should also explain to him that your mother couldn't have known about the cutting issue. Trust me, my sister has been through that, and there's no way my mom could have known, so I definitely find it reasonable to believe that your mother couldn't either. Maybe you'll be able to stop this before it really starts. It never hurts to hope and try.

3. I know that to stop hurting yourself is really not as simple as it seems. It's anything but easy. But it's something that you really need to face and fix sooner or later, preferably sooner. Try to find something else you can do instead. For example, music has always worked for me. But what will work for you really depends on who you are. You'd know that better than me. If that isn't working, try to find someone who you can talk to, because in a lot of cases, it really does help. If nothing else, you could find a therapist. My sister did, and it's really working for her. I promise. Just find one who works for you. But before trying that, I'd recommend trying to find someone that you already know and trust. Someone who will love you no matter what. A friend, a family member...really, anyone you find you can speak openly to.

I hope you can solve this, and I think that if you take the right path, you will be able to. It may be a little hard to find your way, but I truly believe that you can fix this before it goes too much further. I really hope I helped at all, and if not, I really am sorry.

I don't know if it will mean anything to you, but I will pray for you. [:

How do we know if it's a meme? Did you put the video up, or the pics?
Both and it was burried so it won't become a meme.

Okay, I'm kind of sleepy right now, so I'm not going to read everyone's elses posts. So I must apologize in advance for saying the same things some of them probably have.
1. If living with your dad is really not going to be a good situation for you, the best thing I can tell you to do is to tell the absolute truth in court. I read a little of what some people said, and no, please don't go into court planning to say that your dad "touches" you. It will lead to nothing good. But anything that is true, don't be afraid to say it.
2. Maybe you should try to explain some of this to your dad before you guys even go to court, and explain to him in exactly what ways your mom is a very good parent and quite capable of caring for you. You should also explain to him that your mother couldn't have known about the cutting issue. Trust me, my sister has been through that, and there's no way my mom could have known, so I definitely find it reasonable to believe that your mother couldn't either. Maybe you'll be able to stop this before it really starts. It never hurts to hope and try.
3. I know that to stop hurting yourself is really not as simple as it seems. It's anything but easy. But it's something that you really need to face and fix sooner or later, preferably sooner. Try to find something else you can do instead. For example, music has always worked for me. But what will work for you really depends on who you are. You'd know that better than me. If that isn't working, try to find someone who you can talk to, because in a lot of cases, it really does help. If nothing else, you could find a therapist. My sister did, and it's really working for her. I promise. Just find one who works for you. But before trying that, I'd recommend trying to find someone that you already know and trust. Someone who will love you no matter what. A friend, a family member...really, anyone you find you can speak openly to.
I hope you can solve this, and I think that if you take the right path, you will be able to. It may be a little hard to find your way, but I truly believe that you can fix this before it goes too much further. I really hope I helped at all, and if not, I really am sorry.
I don't know if it will mean anything to you, but I will pray for you. [:
*hugs* Thankyou. Music is my life, pretty much, or my guitar is nayway...
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Both and it was burried so it won't become a meme.
Buried?

*hugs* Thankyou. Music is my life, pretty much, or my guitar is nayway...
So I think that could work for you! But if not. I know something will. You just have to find that something. How about you play your guitar when you get upset? Maybe you could get rid of the bad feelings before you do anything harmful to yourself to try to counteract them.

Also, I'm just putting this out there, and I in no way expect you to react at all to it, especially not in any certain way, but I'm always here if you needed to talk about anything. I can promise I wouldn't tell anyone anything you told me, and a lot of people say I am helpful to them.

Good luck, sweetie.

Thanks. I don't believe in any Gods, but people praying is good, because it shows me that they believe in something, and are willing to help. That means a lot to me... Thankyou again.

Thanks. I don't believe in any Gods, but people praying is good, because it shows me that they believe in something, and are willing to help. That means a lot to me... Thankyou again.
You're toteffly welcome, darling. I love helping people, if only in some seemingly small way. [: