http://besthighschoolinamerica.googlepages.com/greatestessay

this is old, but i totally agree.

Is it real?

Looks like it.

That made my day

61%??? It has to be fake, no teacher would grade a paper like that that high.

Maybe he was one of those "good students" who the teacher felt could "be better" than he is with the help of counseling.

If I were to write a paper like that, including the words 'FUCK', 'FUCKING' and 'ANAL LUBE', I would most likely get suspended.

LAWLZ! It truly is teh greatest paper ever.

If that somehow was legit, It was probably written by a genius kid (whoever wrote it seriously must be a genius) who was shoved into a lower level class on account of some attitude problems.

Minus 1 for each "Fuck"? I wish.
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Also, that teacher held back admirably.

ah, fuck. I've been looking for this for a while. its so funny

this font is smaller than the last

I read this a few years ago...it's pretty funny. Theres another one about the life of Jesus thats written in a similar style, but I have no idea where.

I read this a few years ago...it's pretty funny. Theres another one about the life of Jesus thats written in a similar style, but I have no idea where.
I think I've read that before.

I remembered reading this somewhere a while ago. Yes, this is indeed the "greatest" paper ever.

I liked the list of things the greeks contributed to our culture

The best part was page three... I learned a lot.

Oh, very funny Pink_Floyd. lolz u clevr

Oh wow. That's really inspiring and I'm very tempted to imitate his...ahem...style on the paper I'm writing right now.

That's such bullshit. No teacher has handwriting that bad.

That's such bullshit. No teacher has handwriting that bad.
Ha. haha. ha. hahahaha. Are you kidding me?

Ha, funny. Loved it.

No teacher has handwriting that good, is hopefully what you meant to say.

61%??? It has to be fake, no teacher would grade a paper like that that high.No teacher would grade that paper.

Maybe he was one of those "good students" who the teacher felt could "be better" than he is with the help of counseling.
Or if his grades were so low the teacher was trying to give him any possible grade so as to keep the student afloat.

Or if his grades were so low the teacher was trying to give him any possible grade so as to keep the student afloat.Thats what happens when you pay teachers for good grades from students.

Yea that's definitely fake. "Page is to big" an English teacher wouldn't write that.

Yea that's definitely fake. "Page is to big" an English teacher wouldn't write that.and nobody would grade it either. If I were a teacher and got a paper like that I'd give it a zero.

So would any logical teacher, even if its fake, its still funny

Word.

Yeah...the more I think about it the more I think nobody actually wrote that and handed it in.

and nobody would grade it either. If I were a teacher and got a paper like that I'd give it a zero.
you are my science teacher... dont lie!

i know you are so can i get an extension seing as how i was away for a week?

Oh shit... I was in a bad mood today so when I didn't know the answer to a question I just fucked it up. I'll scan it when I get it back.