I had a bad day. Cheer me up with compliments. Please?

I like the way you type.

Your breasts, they're so full!

I had a bad day. Cheer me up with compliments. Please?
Don't worry God-I believe in you.

Tell him his breasts are nice!

I want to touch them.

That's what I used to call them! XD

Nope, I just remembered, it was "chesticles". Arf arf arf.

Haha. I actually edited the post a bit before you posted...but yes, I told him I like his breasticles before hand to all curious.

I want to sex you up.

Haha. I actually edited the post a bit before you posted...but yes, I told him I like his breasticles before hand to all curious.
I like the edited version anyways. XD

Have some Gorilla Cheese, I made it myself.
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa106/happylittleClayFox/gorillacheese-1.png

Ever see "The Animal"? badger milk lol

I had a bad day. Cheer me up with compliments. Please?
You're still cool.

You'll win, soon enough.

You are a beautiful man. If I swung that way, I would lay you down. Fi-eee-ine!

:')

I had a good day.

I'm sure your day was better than mine's.

I had a good day.
I had a horrible day, I got sick. I hate getting sick.

On the other hand, God is a prime example of the ideal human male with his rippling muscles and elegant contours.

My day gets better, as I am off to bed. When I wake up, I will go to work to learn I have to pick up a pay check in the office for a total sum of $647.52. I will then proceed to home, where a fondue will be waiting for me. Whereas, in 2 days or so, karma will kick my ass by giving me cancer or some sort of un-cureable disease.

Aids?

Just remember; no matter how bad your day is going, there is someone having a much worse day.
I was told that once. But for some reason, thinking of some starving armless kid in Africa or India doesn't really cheer me up.

I hate when people say that, it only makes me feel worse about feeling bad.

It makes me hit them in the face and ask them "Who's feeling bad now?!"

I wouldn't go that far, but at least they were trying to cheer me up. However if I don't really like that person then I'd have to say a simple "fuck you" to him.

I had a bad day. Cheer me up with compliments. Please?
better than mine.
something has died in my roof....
so tonight a maggot dropped from the roof onto my head.....

Ewwww.

I had a bad day. Cheer me up with compliments. Please?

At least ur not the guy who got tasered at the kerry speech

Actually that was Napalm. We think.

Anyway, at least you're not Hellen Keller or equivalent.

Scwat about a taser?

shiggidy shiggidy shwa?

Schfifty Five.

Girlfriends Age? Schfifty five.

My IQ: Schfifty Five

Not really.

and now lets do the saix

Oh God. Why did u turn communist. Now I can never compliment you ever again.

The state requires you to be happy. Now.

The 'state' does not need dissent here.

Oh God. Why did u turn communist. Now I can never compliment you ever again.
who?
me?




HEDONIST SINCE 1992!!

No, the user God