The real truthis that I poned some kid by kicking him off his scooter and by the time, i was done laughing, he went home and told his mother. thats what he gets forriding a scooter. disregard the rest skateboard and I fell and got roadrash.

lolwut?

Hi-lite rly?

I used to love the searchfind puzzles in that magazine...

NO, NOT FUCKIN HILIGHTS!!! READ MAH STORY ABOUT KICKIN SOME KID OFF OF A SCOOTER

DANG, YOU MADE ME RUIN THE SECRET!!!111!

actually, goofus and gallant is teh pwnz.

I remember Highlights. My aunt bought me a subscription when I was four and I distinctly remember calling them when I was 12 and asking them why I was still getting it even though my subscription ended when I was 8.

they dont want to let you goooo
they loooooovvveeee yoooooouuuuuu



razor and highlights sittin in a tree

r-e-a-d-i-n-g

first comes books, then comes libraries

then comes... uh.... Library of Congress?

I remember Highlights. My aunt bought me a subscription when I was four and I distinctly remember calling them when I was 12 and asking them why I was still getting it even though my subscription ended when I was 8.

I know how you feel, I still get Lego Magazine even though I stopped subscribing years ago.

Haha, ohhh.

I used to read it in the chiropractors office. My mom went...not me.

Epic.