A beautiful fanfic by Tara Gilesbie. (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/)

I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK!There you have it. Enoby is so nut a mary su.
"'Yah siriusly.' I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily."

"He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it."
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!"Darko and Vampire started to beat him up sexily."
"Hairgrid waz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11"

What the....hell?

Hah! That was cool, because I was listening to the song My immortal, and I saw this and was like "wow... O.o"

But...yeah. Random fact.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
That's as far as I got...

The link didn't open for me, but from what I read....wow. Just wow. And I thought that other bit of HP fanfic I came across was weird.

I havent read it and i already think its shitty

Yes...very horrible and makes you want to ask for your life back.

I'm really confused.

You should be...anyone who can think should be.

I wasted 10 seconds of my life

Good for you...in fact the rest of us in here seemed to have done the same.

I can feel my IQ lowering after subjecting myself to that.