I think I could apply to be in the Guiness Book of World Records:

Highest Number of Crackable Joints w/ over 20

I can see the title of the blurb:

Self-Made Crackist Needs no Chiropractor

i can crack every bone in my body, that was untill i woke up and discovered it was a dream

this isn't a dream though, it's real, and it's cool (but definitely weird)

starts with knees in Ocean City, MD
then elbows in Millersville, MD
then shoulders in ibid (elbows)
then ankles in ibid
then wrists in ibid
then fingers in ibid
then jaw in ibid
then spine in ibid

I might be able to crack my toes, but am uncertain about that, only joints I cannot crack, hips and maybe toes

Then I've already beat your record. I can pop:
Jaw
Neck
Shoulders
Elbows
Wrists
Fingers (In 2 different places for each finger)
Back (From top to bottom)
Hips
Knees
Ankles
Toes

I can pop pretty much every poppable thing on the body.

Also, just curious, whats the stuff about "ibid" and naming the cities? Ya know, after you say what you can pop?

really, that seems odd, how in the world did you crack your hips?

I can crack every joint in all of my fingers and my spine. Very loud... I disgust myself sometimes. I can crack some of my toes. I can also dislocate my shoulders. Not the way that you can't feel anything, but it grosses many people out. I can also pick my nose with my toungue!

I can crack my...
Toes
Fingers
Neck sometimes
arm
wrist
And i can dislocate my arm and leg from theeir socket.
EVery1 post ur talent.
And once losts of people posted ill make a thread called gprimian book of records.

i can....crack my fingers and wrists tehehehehehe:D im awesome but i dont liek it when im tryin to crack my thumb and it wont come back in and it really hurts and i hav to push it really hard in...

i can also make my shoulders stick out (many people can do that but meh)
and im probably the only one here who has ever split there tongue in half so it looks liek a snake(i did that wen i was little i bit my tongue REALLY!!!! hard)
oh and my record of being dumped is....6(and thats just being dumped once by each person iv probably been dumped 3 other times by the same person..so make it 9) pretty beatable though....
ill coem back to you...

I just found out that I can crack my toes and hips, it's odd when I crack my hips, I just turn to one side and stretch, then crack

I think I have the record for something gross though if you want me to tell, don't say I warned you that this is disgusting

lol dislocating arms hurts but i can do it i can crack toes, knees, fingers, neck, spine, but a hipp thats just crazy n e of you who can do that are 1337 beyond all compare lol

When did dislocation count for cracking?
I can dislocate my shoulders as well; I haven't bothered to try other joints.

Bagel Head wants us to post a "talent" we have, so my talent would have to be intellect; then again, I'm guessing most of us here are smart. :smokeing1

I know! My talent is tavern management. I currently run 3 online taverns. :happy:

doesn't someone want to hear of my amazingly gross talent

i can only crack my:
wrists
fingers (three different ways)
my spine
my neck
my elbow my toes
and my knees

I got over 20 crackable joints just in my hands... Can crack every finger 3 ways (thumbs 2 ways) Toes 2-3 ways, ankles, wrists, knees, every verterbrate from neck to back, jaws, elbows, shoulders

Yes Frookie, I'm interested. :happy:

On, I'd like to change my talent to having survived the most near death situations of everyone on gprime...or I think so anyway. I've nearly died 8 times in 18 years.
:down:

wow thats impressive, you should tells us exactly wut they were?? and frookie i would love to hear your probably amazingly superior talent.

STOP HUMILIATING US LESS TALENTED PEOPLE!!!!

































Just Kidding i couldn't care less...

Lets see, what were they...*Note: These were ALL accidents*
Almost bled to death by tearing hand open on sticks...(1)
Hit by car speeding car and ate gravel...(2)
Fell off building under construction *didn't actually get hurt, but the potential was great*...(3)
Almost sucked in whirlpool...(4)
Slipped and almost fell off waterfall...(5)
Several times at school fighting *I'll count this as once*...(6)
Fell off monkey bars as kid, landed on face, literally-body was vertical with face on ground. *This one is debated-I say possibility of breaking my neck was too high, others doubt it*...(7)
This is my most debatable, but I think it counts too...I was born very premature, and put in Intensive Care...the doctors thought I was toast, and that IF I lived, I'd be a scrawny guy...haha-I'm now 6'4", 250 lbs...(8)

OK So far we have Ryu-Nacho's Record of [how many times i almost died.]
Come on people we need more records!!!! :mf_trombo :kyle_h4h_ :bicycle: :soccer:

i almost died when i fell out of my dads truck while it was moving.
Youre probably thinking how did that happen?
Well i didnt close the door right and he told me to close it right. I didn't have my seat belt on and as i opened the door my dad turned causing the door to fly open and me to roll out of the truck. I was pretty bruised up but i am lucky no cars were coming otherwise i probably wouldn't be typing this right. now.

Another time. This just happened recently. I was at school in math class and it was really boring so i thought i would liven things up a bit. I took a paper clip, unrolled and it and stuck both ends into the electrical socket by desk. There was a bunch of sparks and smoke and i was shocked. Literally. My hair stood up and my hands were burned.

So yeah those are my "near death" experiences

i can crack every bone in my body, that was untill i woke up and discovered it was a dream


don't crack your joints or you'll get arthristis.....dont you hate when people say that? is it true?? hope not....

Don't worry, it's not true. People say that because they think that cracking your joints is annoying; saying it causes arthritis is their way of making you stop.

Don't worry, it's not true. People say that because they think that cracking your joints is annoying; saying it causes arthritis is their way of making you stop.

i should make some more fake things up to stop people doing annoying things....

1. Don't shout too loud or you will cause an avalanche.
2. Don't call people names or santa will reep your soul.
3. Don't stare or your eyes will fall out.

be afriad...lol

I talked to a guy who slipped on his hardwood floors and fell out of his window 3 stories up and broke both of his legs and both arms.

When I was born... I came out blue. :D

3 times I tried to kill myself before I was 4

1)I went to visit my grandperents. We were going to eat dinner and I sat next to my grandpa. He set his pills down and went to get water. Came back and 3 of the pills were half disolved and I had to get my stomache pumped...

2)In my sisters room, her bed had these bars at the foot of it. I had climbed on and fell through them. My head got stuck and I was too short to reach the ground and I couldn't screem. My dad came up the stairs to get something and by pure chance he saw me and saved me.

3)I went to the waterpark. Before I even had my swimsuit on, and before my perents noticed, I had run and jumped in the pool and sank to the bottom. I was under for like... 30 seconds (a lot for a little guy!) and a life guard saw me and saved my life.

:)

ow.. so you fell through the poll..... thats got2 hurt. id be cryin!!!!!
how come u couldnt scream? :?:

I can hang upside down by my knees for extremely long periods of time, ive never actually tried to go for a record though. In elementry school i used to just hand upside-down from the jungle gym and read all recess, one i even fell asleep! i think my longest time was 2 and 1/2 hours, i spent the whole time reading H.G. Wells's war of the worlds

I can crack my elbows, fingers, toes, neck, knees, and i can hold the "tripod" position for several minutes.

See if you guys can lie on your stomach WITH YOUR SHOES OFF, (very important) stretch up and touch your feet to your nose. It hurts like hell, but I managed to do it. I don't really have any near death experiences, but one time I was going VERY fast on my bake and my retarded self pressed only the front brake, so my bick did a front filp but surprisingliy, I wasn't hurt. It was really cool though. I wish I could've seen it, but I was too bury eating concrete

lets see:
3x each finger
2x each thumb
wrist
funky thing on the side of my wrist
elbow (only on occasion)
shoulder
knee (in the mornings)
neck (bout 4 average each way)
back (bout 8 average)
ankle (i can do this almost continuously)
2x each toe

I can't necessarily do each one at the same time, i usually "crack out" some joints earlier than others.

na i dont think 7u could of ur just so ****ing gay! :smokeing1

lets see:
back (bout 8 average)


I can crack every joint in my back. Staring with my tailbone to the bottom of the neck.

Guys shouldnt we a;lso say what ELSE! we can do other than crack bones in our bodys what else can u do..it would be a pretty crap guiness book of world records if we only hav bone crakers

ive almost got run over about 18 times.
by a taxi when i was 4,
about 7 times at the coast riding my bike when i was 6-9 (hehe, 69)
3 times when i was 10
1 time this year by an L plater, she swore at me....
3 times last year.

most of these were by 4 wheel drives, *shakes fist*

and i got swept out to sea on easter thins year and got dumped by about 11 six - nine foot waves, i lost one of my flippers and the rip cord on my bodyboard got snapped, and it was an unpatrolled beach, so i had to get back to shore on my own, i got a few spectators tho.

I can pop my ear.

OMFGosh, the first thread I made (I think)

still can pop every joint mentioned already

Frookie whats your gross talent

lol. i was just reading this wondering when Frookie was gonna reveal his gross talent.

As for bone cracking, I guess i'm about average. I'm not going to sit here and count how many I can crack. I know I can crack my left and right thumbs like 20 times in a row... I think i read somewhere you can only crack a joint once every two minutes or something...

As long as we're talking near-death experiences... At work the tire mounting machines are really close together, so on busy days all the tire techs get in eachothers way. Well there was this one guy who never did anything by the book, he was clamping alloy wheels from the inside, and all that good junk. I was doing truck tires, and my back was to his machine. He was doing low-profile tires on some Infiniti something... I think it was the SUV with the 20" rims... not sure.

Anyway, I didn't have any valve stems for my tire, which is odd because usually the salesman puts them in with the ticket, so I went to the front counter to get some. Just as I was coming back, the dude I was standing next to blows himself up. He had been trying to get the bead on those low-profile tires to seat, so he had filled the tire up with a buttload of air pressure. Because the rim was clamped, instead of the tire blowing directly UP, it blew out to the side. The tread hit him in the gut so hard he bent over the wheel and had his chin slammed right into the rim. He hit the rim so hard that half of his face came off and stuck to the ceiling of the shop.

I had to finish my tires elsewhere because where I had been standing there was blood dripping from the ceiling. If my salesman had put valve stems in the ticket bag, I would have caught that tire in the back and I wouldn't be sitting here right now. It's quite sobering...

thats scary

Yeah. Everyone there had to go to counseling for Traumatic Incident somethingorother. Apparently this stuff happens more than you'd like to think.

Was he like stuck on the ceiling?

Part of his face was. His guts were only contained by his uniform. You see, that tire had about 70 PSI in it. You can do the math, think of the force of a large swatch of tire with 70 pounds of force behind each square inch... He didn't have a chance.

My talent? I can kill myself and live.

you are totally ****ed up, you can't die and live at the same time

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yeah, just kidding. You can't. But it would be quite a talent, eh?

doesn't someone want to hear of my amazingly gross talent
TELL MEEEEE!

Any ideas as to what it is before Frookie decides to put us out of our misery?

*see First Post*