im back...
i havent been on in a couple days cause i was in a coma after fighting an undead army of zombie Vietcong ninjas with lazers!.....^_^
so im just letting you all know that im still alive!

Yeah...whatever, I knew you'd be back. Oh well...I guess I somewhat noticed you were gone.

aww you missed me ^_^

Really? I haven't posted much this past week because I had a ridiculously energy-consuming soccer camp...I didn't make a thread about leaving or coming back.

Wonderful.

but he likes to do all this stuff

I can't comprehend what you're saying.

i only post alot when there are lots of interesting topics, which Gprime seem to NOT have awhile back... which is why i left

Wow, that sounds super dangerous and exciting. I'm glad you're okay. ;D

Oh, and of course, welcome back.

Vietcong Ninjas? Nah...those ninjas aren't really ninjas, they try to be ninjas but they aren't because they're Vietnamese. Besides, they're using lasers...the only lasers a ninja is closest to using is the eye lasers and ninjas don't use that because they find it to be an "un-fun" way of killing someone.

...the only lasers a ninja is closest to using is the eye lasers and ninjas don't use that because they find it to be an "un-fun" way of killing someone.

How so? Eye lazers are fun.

Hell no...it got old when Superman stole that trick from us. Plus what's the point of melting someone away? There's no blood in that and that's just well...not cool.

It depends on the technique. If you're just going to melt them away, then it's no fun. But you can use it to do other things, like severing the chandelier above his head from the ceiling. See? More fun, more blood.

Or burning your crushes initials into your victims chest.
XD

It depends on the technique. If you're just going to melt them away, then it's no fun. But you can use it to do other things, like severing the chandelier above his head from the ceiling. See? More fun, more blood.
But that's not a direct cause of death by eye laser.

Yeah. You could use a shuriken to cut the chandelier. Or you could maybe use your ninja skills to climb up into the rafters and cut it with a knife.

Yeah. You could use a shuriken to cut the chandelier. Or you could maybe use your ninja skills to climb up into the rafters and cut it with a knife.

But then it becomes too tedious. Why not just kill him straight out by slicing his jugular?

Or carotid. That's always fun.

Reminds me of a joke...
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Straight through the ribcage.

Haha. I need to use that.

Could you credit me if someone asks? It is kind of my joke.

Yeah. You could use a shuriken to cut the chandelier. Or you could maybe use your ninja skills to climb up into the rafters and cut it with a knife.
Climbing up to the chandelier will take time and by the time I get up there to cut it down the guy would've probably stepped aside to avoid it. Usually there's a lot of ways to kill him, I mean I could rip his arms off and beat him to death with them.

Could you credit me if someone asks? It is kind of my joke.
Yeah, sure.

"Hai everyone. This one guy from gprime, which is a website/forum I go to a lots with a bunch of people which is hanging somewhere between life and death, name dudeolongshire wanted me to tell you that that joke I just told was his. Yup."

Sure thing =D

Thanx. Call me just Dudeo.

Dudeo. Instead of B-I-N-G-O it can be D-U-D-E-O! Heck yes!