I just pulled this from XXL. I don't usually buy music rags, especially not Rap mags ( all they are are a collection of porn, drug and gun ads), but something about this issue caught my eye. Maybe it was the two teh ghey (Weezy F. and Baby) rappers on the cover, maybe it was Rihanna (I'll get to her later). Who knows. Anyways, here it is, unedited:

Lil’ Wang Is A Nappy-Headed Ho…

A whole week has gone by and we haven’t spoken on Lil’ Wang even though he’s been in the news. Everybody is all upset because Don Imus called Lil’ Wang a nappy headed ho. But it’s true. Wang’s hair goes all the way down to his butt, and it’s hell’a nappy. Why does Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson even care about Lil’ Wang being called a ho? Lil’ Wang himself admits to being a ho. He said specifically that he kisses his daddy and he stunts for his daddy. Ho’s always call their pimps “daddy”. And who stunts for they daddy more than a ho?
Wikipedia says that Wang is only 24 years old. Wikipedia also says that Lil’ Wang dropped out of school at the age of 13. This ho is not no gotdamned child prodigy. Although a lot of ho’s are put on the strip early in their teens. At least Jay-Z and NaS dropped out of school to become drug kingpins when they were 17. Can you imagine how dumb you would be if you never went to high school? Lil’ Wang should go back to high school. It would be like the Hip-Hop version of ‘Strangers With Candy’ and Lil’ Wang would be the ho that goes back to school. Maybe Lil’ Mama could teach Wang to read. It would go down something like this…


Lil’ Wang: Hey Lil’ Mama can I borrow your lip gloss? I have to kiss my daddy.
Lil’ Mama: Hell naw Wang ‘cuz you a ho. I don’t know where your lips been. My lip gloss is Baby Phat KLS.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy know Kimora Lee Simmons so I could get you some more.
Lil’ Mama: Okay you nappy-headed ho

After Lil’ Wang goes back to high school he should go get a fucking haircut. Dredlocks are good if your’e a Rastafarian. That’s some religious shit that regards Ethiopia’s former leader as a messenger from GOD. I imagine that Wang smokes a lot of weed so maybe that’s why he thinks he’s a Rastafarian, but Lil’ Wang takes all kinds of pills too, just like a ho. That’s one thing ho’s are good for is taking all kinds of different drugs to mitigate the sadness in their miserable ho lives.
After Lil’ Wang cuts his hair he should pull up his pants so his ass doesn’t have to be outdoors all the time. Did you see the HBO special about the ho’s of Hunts Point? Ho’s also keep their ass outdoors because they are trying to get stunted. There’s a preacher from Florida that is willing to give Lil’ Wang a belt to pull up his pants. What would happen if Lil’ Wang went to his granma house with his shitty draws showing outside of his pant? I think it would go like this…


Nanna: Baby, why is your shitty drawls showing outside of your pants?
Lil’ Wang: Nanna, my name is not Baby, that’s my daddy’s name.
Nanna: Baby, what are you talking about? Your daddy name is Dwang. He left your momma when you was little. Pull up your pants baby.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy name is Baby and he like for my drawls to show because he like to see my boonkey.
Nanna: Baby, you is a ho.


P.S. If you were really a fan of Lil’ Wang, errr Wayne... you would tell him to back to school, cut his hair, pull up his pants and stop being a nappy-headed ho.


And Free Don Imus.

O_O ...... alright then....

I'm just saying, it's nice to know I'm not the only one who dislikes Lil Wayne.

I don't really think he's that bad...

NickyChris, I like you. I like your opinions, even when I don't agree with you. I even like your humor.
Don't spoil a good thing.

There is no denying he's a good rapper. There's no denying Michael Jackson is/was the King of Pop. That doesn't change the fact that they're both f**ked up.

Alright... but if you admire their talent then only focus on that. There's nothing you can do about the rest.

...But you see, the difference between Weezy and Michael is that Michael's music does is not reflecting the freaky stuff he's been doing. You don't hear him sing about why he thinks a little boy's rectum feels better than any vagina he's had (sorry if I come off coarse). With Lil Wayne, it's all he talks about, that is, assuming that it's not all bull, as I suspect it maybe (*inside chuckle* It's a Caribbean thing. They refer to homo sex as 'bulling').
Ass versatile as Lil' Wayne's flow maybe, he's singing the same crap over and over again. And the material isn't that good to begin with.

Okay, ew. I did not need that image in my head. I just knew you were gonna go there. This conversation in general is really growing quite tedious. >_O Celeb bashing can only go so far before it just gets annoying.

I just pulled this from XXL. I don't usually buy music rags, especially not Rap mags ( all they are are a collection of porn, drug and gun ads), but something about this issue caught my eye. Maybe it was the two teh ghey (Weezy F. and Baby) rappers on the cover, maybe it was Rihanna (I'll get to her later). Who knows. Anyways, here it is, unedited:
Lil’ Wang Is A Nappy-Headed Ho…
A whole week has gone by and we haven’t spoken on Lil’ Wang even though he’s been in the news. Everybody is all upset because Don Imus called Lil’ Wang a nappy headed ho. But it’s true. Wang’s hair goes all the way down to his butt, and it’s hell’a nappy. Why does Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson even care about Lil’ Wang being called a ho? Lil’ Wang himself admits to being a ho. He said specifically that he kisses his daddy and he stunts for his daddy. Ho’s always call their pimps “daddy”. And who stunts for they daddy more than a ho?
Wikipedia says that Wang is only 24 years old. Wikipedia also says that Lil’ Wang dropped out of school at the age of 13. This ho is not no gotdamned child prodigy. Although a lot of ho’s are put on the strip early in their teens. At least Jay-Z and NaS dropped out of school to become drug kingpins when they were 17. Can you imagine how dumb you would be if you never went to high school? Lil’ Wang should go back to high school. It would be like the Hip-Hop version of ‘Strangers With Candy’ and Lil’ Wang would be the ho that goes back to school. Maybe Lil’ Mama could teach Wang to read. It would go down something like this…
Lil’ Wang: Hey Lil’ Mama can I borrow your lip gloss? I have to kiss my daddy.
Lil’ Mama: Hell naw Wang ‘cuz you a ho. I don’t know where your lips been. My lip gloss is Baby Phat KLS.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy know Kimora Lee Simmons so I could get you some more.
Lil’ Mama: Okay you nappy-headed ho
After Lil’ Wang goes back to high school he should go get a fucking haircut. Dredlocks are good if your’e a Rastafarian. That’s some religious shit that regards Ethiopia’s former leader as a messenger from GOD. I imagine that Wang smokes a lot of weed so maybe that’s why he thinks he’s a Rastafarian, but Lil’ Wang takes all kinds of pills too, just like a ho. That’s one thing ho’s are good for is taking all kinds of different drugs to mitigate the sadness in their miserable ho lives.
After Lil’ Wang cuts his hair he should pull up his pants so his ass doesn’t have to be outdoors all the time. Did you see the HBO special about the ho’s of Hunts Point? Ho’s also keep their ass outdoors because they are trying to get stunted. There’s a preacher from Florida that is willing to give Lil’ Wang a belt to pull up his pants. What would happen if Lil’ Wang went to his granma house with his shitty draws showing outside of his pant? I think it would go like this…
Nanna: Baby, why is your shitty drawls showing outside of your pants?
Lil’ Wang: Nanna, my name is not Baby, that’s my daddy’s name.
Nanna: Baby, what are you talking about? Your daddy name is Dwang. He left your momma when you was little. Pull up your pants baby.
Lil’ Wang: My daddy name is Baby and he like for my drawls to show because he like to see my boonkey.
Nanna: Baby, you is a ho.
P.S. If you were really a fan of Lil’ Wang, errr Wayne... you would tell him to back to school, cut his hair, pull up his pants and stop being a nappy-headed ho.
And Free Don Imus.
are you telling me that you read this in a magazine?
not on the internet?

if so, that says alot about the quality of that magazine...

It was a Rap magazine. Though I guess that shouldn't be an excuse... In my life the only magazines I ever found enlightening were Science magazines. Everything else just seems to silly to me.

its no excuse at all... there is a time and place for shit like that. its called "the internet"....
terrible grammar is for the net...
out side, you your outside spelling.....

Err, have you ever read XXL? It's a big joke. The only well written articles are the Album reviews. And even those are only marginally comprehensible to people who don't eat, sleep and breath hip hop.

Err, have you ever read XXL? It's a big joke. The only well written articles are the Album reviews. And even those are only marginally comprehensible to people who don't eat, sleep and breath hip hop.
from what i gather, XXL is an American only magazine so therefore i don't think i would get it here..... and if it does ship internationally, that pretty much answers your question.

Err, have you ever read XXL? It's a big joke. The only well written articles are the Album reviews. And even those are only marginally comprehensible to people who don't eat, sleep and breath hip hop.
Ah...

Anyways, why doesn't Rock have this problem? *Thinks momentarilly* Nevermind....

To quote Joe Buddens: Bump, bu-bu-bump-bump-bu-bump. Bump-bub-bu-bump Bump it up!

White text is much more functional than yellow as far as being invisible but still being there goes.

Actually, I honestly wasn't trying for invisible, I was just trying the other colors out and left it on by accident.

Oh. Good one.

Subtle sarcasm doesn't really work on the Internet.

neither does phone sex

oh, and that was really funny.

See Neverender? Nothing subtle about that one.