The story starts on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called *****checker and the one being hacked is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using (duh), any request there will return to your computer.


* *****checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* *****checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<*****checker> why do you kick me
<*****checker> can't you discus normally
<*****checker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * *****checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<*****checker> what ping man
<*****checker> the timing of my pc is right
<*****checker> i even have dst
<*****checker> you banned me
<*****checker> amit it you son of a *****
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> **** you're stupid, DST^^
<*****checker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<*****checker> for two weaks already
<*****checker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<*****checker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<*****checker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<*****checker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<*****checker> shut up you'll be gone
<*****checker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<*****checker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<*****checker> to you man
<*****checker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* *****checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.


* *****checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<*****checker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> *****checker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<*****checker> you're so stupid man
<*****checker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<*****checker> buy buy elch
* *****checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes p***ed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.


* *****checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<*****checker> elch you son of a *****
<Metanot> *****checker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up *****checker?
<*****checker> you have a frie wal
<*****checker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<*****checker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<*****checker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<*****checker> be a man turn that **** off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<*****checker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes *****checker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he *****checker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<*****checker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<*****checker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> ***** give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<*****checker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he *****checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<*****checker> you're afraid
<*****checker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<*****checker> elch turn off your **** wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<*****checker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<*****checker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<*****checker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall


He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.


<Elch> *****checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> *****hacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<*****checker> wort man
<Elch> *****checker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<*****checker> man do you want a virus
<*****checker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<*****checker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<*****checker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look


In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?


<*****checker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a *****
<Elch> that's bad
<*****checker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<*****checker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone


Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. *****checker was comforting me with a music tip.


<*****checker> tupac rules
<*****checker> elch you son of a ***** your f: is gone and e: too


Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


<*****checker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't **** say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<*****checker> your d: is gone
<He> go on *****


The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! *****checker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.


<*****checker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<*****checker> i'm already at c: 30 percent


Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?


* *****checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "*****checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Oh my god, that's freakin' hilarious

I wonder what people like that are thinking when they say all that stuff. "ooh boy, they're really scared" ah..pathetic.

This has been posted, reposted, and reposted over a 'zillion' different websites. The original German rendition is much more entertaining:

bitchchecker.brainblog.de

Edit: You people really need to remove all your inadequately defined words from censor or configure them in a manners that are more effective. ie. {ass}, {bitch}, etc.

Yeah i read that awhile ago, still funny.

first time i've read it...
funny

That is sort of scary and funny.
So did he really hack you?
And was that on AIM?
And PM me every letter of waht the ******checker was, like this,
H E L L O M Y N A M E I S B A G E L H E A D.

I agree.

purely unclean that hacker is, he's ruining our reputation in the world

heh... that's quality entertainment... Tell another one!

That is sort of scary and funny.
So did he really hack you?
And was that on AIM?
And PM me every letter of waht the ******checker was, like this,
H E L L O M Y N A M E I S B A G E L H E A D.
Please tell me you aren't serious. In case you are serious,
No, he didn't hack the guys computer, he hacked himself. Don't you pay attention?
It was in an IRC chat room, like was stated in the very beginning.
And *****checker is obviously B!tchchecker

That's so sad. Some people.

Those make me laugh.

hahahahahahaha

Man can't you see it was dead? Man I suck at necroing. *goes and cries*

the guy's an idiot at hacking, who the hell hacks themself other than the most retarded hackers?

*****checker used hack!

It back-fired and he killed himself!

OMG hahahaha he deleted his own ****ing hard drive! Omg, lol!

Too funny....Cant breath....HAHAHAHAHA HE F***ED HIS OWN HARD DRIVE!

the guy's an idiot at hacking, who the hell hacks themself other than the most retarded hackers?Congradulations, he didnt hack himself.

You cant hack, so just shutup.

Congradulations, he didnt hack himself.
Yes he did, he was trying to send a hacking program to delete someone elses computer, but instead he sent it to 127.0.0.1 and therefore, hacked himself.

Yes he did, he was trying to send a hacking program to delete someone elses computer, but instead he sent it to 127.0.0.1 and therefore, hacked himself.

Fire wall IP?

Yes he did, he was trying to send a hacking program to delete someone elses computer, but instead he sent it to 127.0.0.1 and therefore, hacked himself.You dont hack computers using thir IP address...

My guess is that his IRC connection kept tarding out.

Napalm you have it wrong pal. 127.0.0.1 is your own IP adress. If you use a program and enter that IP adress, it will attack your own computer.

I've already seen this one, but it's so funny.

127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using (duh), any request there will return to your computer.
everyone knows that. And yes, you do hack computers using their IP address, thats how you contact the target computer for doing anything pretty much.

The anti-retard hacker IP.

Congradulations, he didnt hack himself.

You cant hack, so just shutup.

you don't know much about me so I'd stfu if I were you Mr. I'm So Special





Special Ed

you don't know much about me so I'd stfu if I were you Mr. I'm So Special





Special Ed

I wouldn't be talking either Mr. I'm not funny. And I would try to come up wiht a better comeback than STFU. that seems to be all you can say lately.

Napalm you have it wrong pal. 127.0.0.1 is your own IP adress. If you use a program and enter that IP adress, it will attack your own computer.haha, WRONG, 127.0.0.1 is NOT your own IP Address. You maybe should take that 1337 hacker userbar out of your sig. Its the localhost. And again, you dont hack someones computer with an IP address.

and plus you cant attack 127.0.0.1, if your on a normal computer...theres nothing there.

you don't know much about me so I'd stfu if I were you Mr. I'm So SpecialFrookie...you dont even know what a keygen is, you said it was 'some kind of decoder thingy'. which is completely off base. So yes, I do know a lot about your knowledge of computers.

everyone knows that. And yes, you do hack computers using their IP address, thats how you contact the target computer for doing anything pretty much.nah, you use the residential gateway. it looks similar to this.

~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net

IP addresses are extremely general. If your using say AOL you and 5 other peple could have the exact same IP address.

the entire internet runs off ip addresses. the hostnames are there only for the convienience of the users. the internet in general does not understand them.

Frookie...you dont even know what a keygen is, you said it was 'some kind of decoder thingy'. which is completely off base. So yes, I do know a lot about your knowledge of computers.

a keygen generates a key for programs so you don't have to pay for them duh

a keygen generates a key for programs so you don't have to pay for them duh

I know this is off topic, but if you unfocus your eyes and stare at your avatar, it gives you a headache.

it's not just any normal avatar, it's a RAVEATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it would give my gay brother seizures too because he's epileptic

Napalm doesn't know everything that I know about computers so ha, you've been burned Napalm

haha, WRONG, 127.0.0.1 is NOT your own IP Address. You maybe should take that 1337 hacker userbar out of your sig. Its the localhost. And again, you dont hack someones computer with an IP address.

and plus you cant attack 127.0.0.1, if your on a normal computer...theres nothing there.

If not with the IP, what do hackers use then?

this should help viper.gtsr

http://www.pcworld.com/howto/article/0,aid,45726,pg,2,00.asp#

this should help viper.gtsr

http://www.pcworld.com/howto/article/0,aid,45726,pg,2,00.asp#

Thanks.

iNapalm doesn't know everything that I know about computers so ha, you've been burned NapalmYou can stop trying now.

this should help viper.gtsr

http://www.pcworld.com/howto/article/0,aid,45726,pg,2,00.asp#

why the hell are you reading PC World? Thats like the computer magazine for dummies.

the entire internet runs off ip addresses. the hostnames are there only for the convienience of the users. the internet in general does not understand them.I was aware that IP addresses are not very accurate. As I stated before, on large ISP's there can be people who have the same IP address.

Can't you combine your posts?

I was aware that IP addresses are not very accurate. As I stated before, on large ISP's there can be people who have the same IP address.
Except in very rare situations (such as clustering), it is impossible for 2 separate devices to share the same routable ip address. If you're seeing the same address somewhere, it's either a proxy or a nated connection. I can guarantee the machines originating the request behind that proxy/nat device have their own unique address.

Can't you combine your posts?I'm a 'moderator' so it wont let e wthout editing. Its kind-of annoying.

Except in very rare situations (such as clustering), it is impossible for 2 separate devices to share the same routable ip address. If you're seeing the same address somewhere, it's either a proxy or a nated connection. I can guarantee the machines originating the request behind that proxy/nat device have their own unique address.MAC addresses are absolute too arn't they? because they're not dynamic.

MAC addresses are absolute too arn't they?
In theory they are. Its possible to change MACs so there's no guarantee that they are unique everywhere, but as they are only visible to other directly connected devices, its not critical as long as they're not on the same network segment.

You can stop trying now.



why the hell are you reading PC World? Thats like the computer magazine for dummies.

I wasn't reading it, he wanted the info, I gave him a link to something with it

wow what an idiot

you might want to use the quote button there pal.

wow what an idiot
Yes we know "he" is?

Napalm doesn't know everything that I know about computers so ha, you've been burned Napalm
what?

what?exactly what I was thinking.

try to break down what I said: you don't know everything that I know about computers

that means you can't try to pull a fast one by saying that I don't know something about computers when I really do know what it is

try to break down what I said: you don't know everything that I know about computers

that means you can't try to pull a fast one by saying that I don't know something about computers when I really do know what it isI was referring to this.

keygen = key generator, it's like a decoder, but it creates the code, doesn't find out what it is

I should refer you to a psychiatrist because I changed my answer for what a keygen is

How about you just stop trying to look like you know mor ethan you do? You're just creating more problems for yourself and losing friends you barely had.

Ouch.

Yep...

How about you just stop trying to look like you know mor ethan you do? You're just creating more problems for yourself and losing friends you barely had.

you might want to try and put the letters together so they don't make new words and spell out names

I should refer you to a psychiatrist because I changed my answer for what a keygen isyour insults make me want topunch a baby

you might want to try and put the letters together so they don't make new words and spell out names
I lik emad eup werdz.

You might want to find some real comebacks instead of targeting peoples typos. It's not like you haven't made mistakes. Take your cat flavored cookies for example.

Haha, Metal totally pwnd Frookie master. :p

Good one.

I lik emad eup werdz.

You might want to find some real comebacks instead of targeting peoples typos. It's not like you haven't made mistakes. Take your cat flavored cookies for example.

what are you? Dingus Con?

It's ok Frookie, we can't all have friends and be an arsehole too. Life goes on.