The rules: Google your name (just your first is necessary) and then "was arrested for" or "was charged on account of."

I.e. for me, I would Google "Sam was arrested for" and just that. When the results pop up for exactly what I was arrested for, I post that here.

Actually, only post the first one or two results, and if you don't get anything good you can use your last name, too.

Ready....GOOGLE!

Also, I'm not sure how old this is or how lame, but I don't really want to hear that it is. If you don't like it, don't post here.

I was arrested for saying a cop's horse was gay.

Jason was arrested for:
Capital murder.
Shame on me.

This is difficult for me... all I get are Christian organizations that were shut down or something.

Matt arrested in murder plot to kill federal judge
attempting to crucify neighbors dog

This is difficult for me... all I get are Christian organizations that were shut down or something.
Why don't you put Chris instead of Christian?

Matthew was arrested for drug possession.

Dylan was arrested for:
2nd degree murder
threatening Bush

Angus was arrested in December 2002 when customs officials at Bombay Airport found 22 pounds of cannabis hidden in her suitcase.





Angus J. McWetboy, a noted cheese enthusiast and researcher of dubious reputation, was arrested yesterday on charges of appropriation of voice.

The arrest occurred during a taping of "Flo and Angus at the Movies," in which McWetboy and Florence Wankworth-Scupperfield, the only arts reporter fully certified in the use of surface-to-air missiles, were discussing the comparative merits of Antonioni's BLOW-UP and the premiere episode of STAR TREK: VOYAGER.

Wankworth-Scupperfield, of indeterminate age, said of the incident: "I was just explaining the shortcomings in both works of not having a bald French captain with cybernetic implants, when fourteen policemen wearing balloons over their heads and weilding lap cheong sausages barged into the recording studio. Then they started bashing Angus and hauled him off. I believe the last words of his I heard were, 'I haven't explained about truffle weevils yet!' This is, well, sad."

McWetboy, of irrelevant age, has been a film reviewer for BY GOSH for the past eight days. He has previously sold cheese on streets of Levant cities, but is probably most famous for arguing that Barney the Dinosaur is in fact fascist. That case is still before the courts. In the meantime, McWetboy has been charged with nine counts of appropriation of voice.

When asked to elaborate upon the charges, the Crown Attorney assigned to the case had this to say: "Not in front of all these people. Oh! I see what you mean. Well, the Robbie Burns Society says that Angus is in fact Swedish, for one, and there's a request for extradition to Tadzhikistan."

BY GOSH editor Ed Note said there were plans to replace Angus McWetboy as film critic, but refused to elaborate for reporters.

Barney is a fascist? Never heard that one before.

Richard was arrested for a domestic dispute and gets a restraining order.
Wow...and I was also a survivor winner...shame.

i didnt even read my second conviction....

Richard was arrested for a domestic dispute and gets a restraining order.
Wow...and I was also a survivor winner...shame.
You have to be a total ass to win survivor.

Frank was arrested on charges related to drugs, weapons
violations and harassment after complaints from ebay users claiming he had terrorized them for emailing him about products he was selling including calling one family 37 times.

Jason was arrested for: public intoxication and resisting arrest.

Drunk...in...public. Hey! I was drunk in a bar! They threw me into public!

rofl

Am I the only one who regularly watches standup comedy routiens?

yup.....

George Carlin and Ron White ftw.