Where is the best place to sit at a blackjack table?

I don't know because I don't gamble.

On Drunken_Shinobi's lap

At the table, of course. You can't really play the game too well if you're off sitting at the bar twenty feet away.

On a chandelier behind the dealer, signaling your partner.

he actually means where do you sit on a blackjack table if you want to win alot of money....

you'll probably make the most money if you stop asking these fucking questions and get a job.
be a blackjack dealer!

Sell your sex, that's what I usually do.

that will make you money

On Drunken_Shinobi's lap
That wasn't necessary.

how do you know?

Usually somewhere else not gambling as gambling is a good way to lose money.

how do you know?
Get on a ninja's lap and you won't even have time to regret it.

true....

In the dealers seat. That way you go home with you pay cheque and hopefully some tips and wont have lost any money in casino (http://www.kasinodeutsch.de/) I always prefer to be the last player as it does give you a slight increase in probability as you can see what cards have gone before. To use an extreme example if the first players kept getting aces and split them you know by the time it reaches you that the dealer is a lot less likely to have an ace.In practise not much in it.

theres still no definite way to clean out the house.

That "slight increase in probability" doesn''t exist, unless only one hand is dealt before the shuffle. Watching cards only one round a time gives you no advantage.